Anonymouswuss thin zack bromance cloud.
“Well excuse me for being a skinny teenager and having friends, anon.”
[text to contacts: broooooo, aer <3, chocobro, helmet]
ok this is kind of a mass text except not really everyone
i took a mission and im in mideel, cissnei probably knows and is mad because of things
but um cover my ass i miss you all i’ll be back in like a week or something and don’t breathe a word to the blond cunt
[/text]
Cloud stares at the text for a few minutes before letting out a sigh, shaking his head and setting to texting him back.
[text] Got your text, I’ll cover for you as much as I can. Expect payback for the sudden departure though. Take care of yourself. [/text]
“I’m putting a Chocobo in his office.”
- Aerith (OOC):Did they become bros because of Homestuck
- Kunsel (OOC):pree much
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):...
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):Sephiroth and Kunsel?
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):...Bros because of Homestuck?
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):>:|
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):Yes good.
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):They're homestucks now.
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):CANON.
- Cissnei (IC/OOC):They are hamsteaks
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):They are homofu----
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):--------------
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):eue
- Cissnei (IC/OOC):-----
- Cissnei (IC/OOC):e n e
- Cissnei (IC/OOC):COUCH
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):e u e
- Cissnei (IC/OOC):ROOMBA
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):NO DICK FOR A MONTH
- Cissnei (IC/OOC):BROOM AND ROOMBA
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):NO DICK FOR A //YEAR//
- Cissnei (IC/OOC):.......I AM TAKING THE WUTAI MISSION.
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):I WILL NEVER PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR AGAIN
- Cissnei (IC/OOC):YOU TUG ON IT ANYWAYS.
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):IF YOU WOULD TAKE BETTER CARE OF IT IT WOULDN'T HAVE THOSE TANGLES
- Cissnei (IC/OOC):YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PREEN LIKE YOU
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):YOU KNOW WHAT CISSNEI
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):DO YOU KNOW WHAT
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):I //MAKE// TIME, OKAY
- Cissnei (IC/OOC):YOU KNOW WHAT.
- Cissnei (IC/OOC):FUCK YOU.
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):YOU KNOW WHAT
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):DO IT FAGGOT
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):CUM AT ME
- Cissnei (IC/OOC):....
- Sephiroth (IC/OOC):\O_O/
- Cloud (IC):-picks up phone, calls Zack- ...Yeah, it's me. Yeah, they're arguing again. I can hear it from the barracks.
- Cissnei (IC/OOC):....
- Cissnei (IC/OOC):-Lunges at him-
MASS TEXT
[text] If anyone sees Sephiroth wandering the halls tonight, leave him to his own devices. Trust me, you do not want to get in a drunk Sephiroth’s way. Thank you. [/text]
“I am having to do damage control for a lot of substance abuse instances lately…”
[text] Yeah yeah, you too. Talk to you later. Enjoy your vacation. Oh, hey. I forgot to mention that I finally made 3rd. Maybe I’ll make 2nd by the time you come back. See ya. [/text]
[text] Who even gave you this number? [/text]
[text] Kun, what the fuck? [/text]
Sephiroth + Rufus Shinra =
Valmont?
Revelation brought to us today by Dylan
“I warned Sephiroth to stay away from the Science Department.”
(Source: abyssal-empire)
“Yeah well…your password is stupid and hard to remember! And what the hell kind of a name is Sepperhoot for a fort?”
“A damn fine name! And my password was a lot better than ‘dumbapples’. Taking pages from Genesis’ stupid book now, are you?”
“Please don’t even talk to me about that book. He was pacing the halls on the SOLDIER floor all night last night reciting it, and I swear to the Goddess, if I have to hear about her ‘gift’ one more time, I’m going to snap. But seriously, what the hell does Sepperhoot even mean? It sounds like someone made a children’s book of you and made you a talking owl.”
“Oh, I know. He’s one of my best friends but he doesn’t shut up. I’ve literally beaten the hell out of him for reciting while I had a headache before.
“As for Sepperhoot… I heard a child mispronounce my name like that once during an exhibition Shin-Ra had a couple of years ago. It was endearing, and it stuck with me. I rather like it.”
“Heh. I never took you for a kid person, Sephiroth. Well…if those are the circumstances, then I guess it’s an alright name…the password still needs work though, seriously. Especially now that Miss Cissnei knows it.”
